The Actress is a woman who was raised in a theater and has an unpublished memoir all about it.

Big breasted and big hearted she is finally ready for her tell all moment, complete with re-enactments.

If you’ve always wondered what it would be like to grow up onstage and fall asleep in the dressing room floor while your parents worked through the night to make magic then you are going to want to meet The Actress.

This alter ego was an opportunity for me to read aloud from a memoir that I have been writing with one of my siblings for several years about (you guessed it) growing up in a theater. A friend told me I would never edit unless I read aloud and he was right. The only way I know how to do process is onstage, wearing fake tits.